Welcome newspaper readers of the world

John - 8/7/2008, 10:17 PM - WTF

I just wanted to welcome the swarm of folk following that tiny little link at the bottom of the article syndicated on the LA Times, the Courant and the Orlando Sentinel websites.

Now, you're here looking to figure out this Chunky Soup Curse thing, rightie-o? Well, as much as I'd like to claim the best explanation of it, I want to hand you to last year's Canton Rep article by the award-winning Ed Balint. It is actually a much better top-down explanation than the inarticulate, poorly spell-checked drivel I'll chuck at ya.
But, if you care to venture my crap, here's this year's explanation of the Campbell's Chunky Soup Curse, the most vile curse in American standard English.

By the way, you are all such late comers! Geez S. H. Cristo. Curse buzz starts in April with the draft and the announcement of the new victims.

SINGLE ARTICLE: http://www.chuckysoupcurse.com/?nav=articles&category=single&id=77

Recent articles

  1. Dancing with the Soup: the Victor Cruz Story
  2. New NFL picks website (shameless self-promotion)
  3. Is the entire NFL being taken down by the Curse?
  4. Richard Sherman risks life and limb for cursed endorsement deal
  5. Has the Curse resurfaced with Victor Cruz?
  6. Crazy British people rename Big Ben
  7. Curse denies any involvement in Roethlisberger incidents
  8. Will Colts face the Curse of the Crappy Fans?
  9. Vilma, the last soup in the bowl
  10. Has the soup destroyed Tomlinson's brain