Mexican hookers took down my web server

John - 1/27/2008, 1:06 AM - Curse news

Seriously. They did. Read all about it at my web design blog...

I apologize to all the folks who missed out on the Curse today because the server dragged to a halt.

And the Mexican hooker story is true. Without going into too much detail, basically some guy's Mexican hooker website resolves to the IP address of the new, upgraded server that the Curse website happens to reside on.
Now, of course, we can argue that Mexican hookers are agents of the Campbell's Chunky Soup Curse, the most vile fluid not see in your urine after a night with a Mexican hooker. Obviously, as the Curse begins its smiling, evil plan to do whatever it plans to do in the Super Bowl, it doesn't want people thinking about it.

Hence, the Mexican hookers arrived, like the Nazis at Dunkirk in 1940. And my server made an orderly retreat of the shores to reboot again, blacklist its enemies, and yeah, serve up web pages mocking the guy who couldn't configure his Mexican hooker website properly.

Sorry for the inconvenience.


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