Chunky Soup hit and run: Ben Roethlisberger is lucky

John - 6/13/2006, 2:18 PM - Curse News

June 8, news that Ben Roethlisberger, star quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, will be filming a Chunky Soup commercial on June 13.

June 12: "Four surgeons work for 7 hours to repair facial fractures" to fix Ben Roethlisberger's face after Chunky Soup, like Zeus blinding Tiresias, attacks him with a car, smashing Ben's motorcycle and sending him flying.


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