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Chunky Soup hit and run: Ben Roethlisberger is lucky

John - 6/13/2006, 2:18 PM - Curse News

June 8, news that Ben Roethlisberger, star quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, will be filming a Chunky Soup commercial on June 13.

June 12: "Four surgeons work for 7 hours to repair facial fractures" to fix Ben Roethlisberger's face after Chunky Soup, like Zeus blinding Tiresias, attacks him with a car, smashing Ben's motorcycle and sending him flying.

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Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 NFL career (avg. 4.5 yrs.)
Victims to Date: 15
Totals
Dead1
Nearly Killed1
Careers Ended3
Still Playing, But Really, Really Sucking4
Played for the Arizona Cardinals *1
Played with Terrell Owens1
Choked in Super Bowl **2
* Kurt Warner may have been God's fault.
** Despite choking in the Super Bowl, Ben Roethlisberger won.

INGREDIENTS: ALL-PRO NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE CAREER, CAMPBELL'S CHUNKY SOUP, FILM CAMERA, TELEVISION COMMERCIAL, PROMISING LIFE

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