Ron Mexico declines Chunky Soup deal

John - 6/15/2006, 12:47 PM - Curse News

Ron Mexico, quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons, declined an endorsement deal from Campbell's.

Said Mexico:

"The only Chunky Soup you'll ever see from me will be in my discharge after my VDs flare up again."

Campbell's released a statement, saying, "We are not so much disappointed as surprised, since Mr. Vick is injured so much that taking on the Curse probably would probably be a lateral move at worst."

In related news, Mexico continues to deny he is really Michael Vick.
"Do you think I would play football like I was a rambunctious toddler?" he asked. "Hell, no. I'd stand in the pocket calm as the Buddha, man."


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