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Craig Biggio hit by pitch, curse or no curse?

Bill - 7/9/2006, 3:45 AM - Curse News

Craig Biggio was hit by a pitch thrown by Josh Kinney of the St. Louis Cardinals Saturday, his 279th hit in his career and is only eight shy of tieing the all-time hit-by-pitch leader Hughie Jennings.

Biggio, to date, has yet to star in a Chunky Soup commercial, and he has expressed no interest in doing so should an offer be made. "Why the hell would I do that?" states Biggio, "I've got something going for me here and I don't to do anything to fuck that up. I've been in baseball almost 20 years and I have nothing to show for it except being hit by a fucking baseball damn near 300 times. Starring in a Chunky Soup commercial could be throwing that all away."


Chunky Soup and the NHL's Mats Sundin

John - 6/29/2006, 11:38 PM - Victims

One of the more interesting things about the Chunky Soup Curse is that it is not limited to the NFL.

Exhibit A: Mats Sundin of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Now, it's now surprise the NHL is a great racket for Campbell's. As Canadians continue to pretend global warming isn't bothering them, they need hot food to pretend that it's still cold in Canada.



Can Chunky Soup make you gay?

John - 6/29/2006, 11:18 PM - Curse News

Or does endorsing Chunky Soup just make your a wife a friggin' harpie? Consider, our poor man, Michael Strahan... Michael, like all NFL players who don't go by the last name Mexico, did the most decent thing a black man can do: he found the skinniest white bitch and put a ring on her finger.

His reward for holding her high:

"I didn't just blurt out Michael is gay with Ian," Jean Strahan, 41, told The News. "I really meant that it was a lifestyle change. ... Alternative to being with me was hanging out with this guy, chasing anything that moves."

We got a source: The New York Daily News.



A Chunky war a brewin'?

John - 6/29/2006, 11:11 PM - Curse News

Is Michael Strahan, a Chunky Soup victim himself, attacking Ben Roethlisberger?

So sayeth ESPN:

Giants defensive lineman Michael Strahan wondered if NFL players should wait until their careers are over before taking up activities such as motorcycle riding.

"Here is a guy who is just basically getting started in his career and his career has been phenomenal so far. To see something like that happen -- something that can be avoided -- it's unfortunate," Strahan said. "I think you sit and learn that you can do a lot of those things when you are done playing."



The Cursed Puzzle

Bill - 6/26/2006, 11:24 AM - Curse News

Check it out!

No telling what happens to you after you finished the puzzle. Remember: Chunky is an agry mistress .


Campbell's shortens Chunky slogan

John - 6/20/2006, 3:29 PM - Curse News

Campbell's makers of the most dangerous soup on earth, Chunky Soup, announced a change of their slogan.

New commercials will now feature Ben Roethlisberger saying, "Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmmm," instead of the traditional "Mmm mmm good!"

Campbell's denies this has anything to do with Roethlisberger's jaw being wired shut.



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